Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Pregnancy Q & A for the clueless..

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

8 comments:

whimsical said...

hehehehe val bby jokes?u mau betian ka

Val Aziz said...

mau!!! me likey preggy..but cannot oredy..jangerous..

Shabbymom said...

pssst....betian kah?

Val Aziz said...

gilakk mana bulih suda ni..uda diikat mbak..tapi kabak2 juga ni..manatau i'm the 1% out of the 99%????

Lee said...

Hi Val, nice blog. Love your sense of humour. And your pics are beautiful, not to mention the lovely ladies especially, ha ha.
You stay easy and have a good week, best regards, Lee.

KaDusMama said...

Hahaha!! OMG!! Sepa lah yang p menjawab tu..! So funny gila..

Val Aziz said...

Hi U.Lee.nice of u to drop by. i have become 1 of ur blog reader. I enjoy ur writing n moments.

Val Aziz said...

kadus mama..sia pun inda tau sepa yg kasi jawab i guess sepa yg bikin itu soalan dia la tu yg jawab ;-)