Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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8 comments:
hehehehe val bby jokes?u mau betian ka
mau!!! me likey preggy..but cannot oredy..jangerous..
pssst....betian kah?
gilakk mana bulih suda ni..uda diikat mbak..tapi kabak2 juga ni..manatau i'm the 1% out of the 99%????
Hi Val, nice blog. Love your sense of humour. And your pics are beautiful, not to mention the lovely ladies especially, ha ha.
You stay easy and have a good week, best regards, Lee.
Hahaha!! OMG!! Sepa lah yang p menjawab tu..! So funny gila..
Hi U.Lee.nice of u to drop by. i have become 1 of ur blog reader. I enjoy ur writing n moments.
kadus mama..sia pun inda tau sepa yg kasi jawab i guess sepa yg bikin itu soalan dia la tu yg jawab ;-)
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